my first silly survey

BASIC
Name: Jessie
Birthdate: October 29, 1984
Location: Philadelphia until sunday, then northampton MA
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Righty or Lefty: right

RANDOM
Your weakness: making fun of fat ugly people
Your fears: car accidents
Your thoughts first waking up: coffee and cigarette
Your best physical feature: i am a narcissist
Your bedtime: any time after 2am

What are you wearing right now: very little

Relationships:
Who are your closest friends? very few people
Do you have any tattoos or piercing: left nipple, ears. tattoo on left wrist
Are you a freak? in some sense
What are you listening to right now: the hum of the air conditioner
What did you do yesterday: watched a bad movie, drank with the boys, had matt cook me dinner
What are you doing tomorrow: the same thing
Are you double jointed: pas de tout
What do you dream about: alligators, horses, having people beat me up without being able to fight back
Sunset or Sunrise: set

DO YOU?
Smoke: way too much
Curse: excessively
Sing: indeed
Take showers/baths: showers
Party: every fucking day
Like(d) high school: no
Want to get married: never
Believe in yourself: surprisingly, yes
Like the person you got this survey from: yes yes

EVER
Drank alcohol: god yes... jack daniels is my middle name
Played a game that required removal of clothing: my stip poker games are infamous
Been caught "doing something": worse than that. i blatantly ignore the presence of other people in a room
Bungee Jumped: no
Kissed a member of the opposite sex: every day
Kissed a member of the same sex: yes
Made yourself throw-up: only when i drink too much
Been in the opposite sex's bathroom: have no choice, i'm living with 6 guys
Said the wrong name: i have nightmares about that
Laughed so hard you cried: that's the only way
Eaten a dog biscuit: no
Got your tongue stuck to a pole: no
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: only twice
Broken a bone: no but i fucked up the ligaments in my left knee
Played truth or dare: when i was 12
Been in a physical fight: that's foreplay
Been in a police car: not yet
Come close to dying: yes, when i fell off a galloping horse and almost got trampled
Been in a sauna: i think so
Been in a hot tub: have one
Swam in the ocean: absolutely
Fallen asleep in school: too paranoid
Ran away?: not really
Broken someone's heart: i'm not sure.
Cried when someone died: yes
Flashed someone: yes, i love showing nip
Cried in school: possibly
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: fuck that

IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people you could trust with your life: 3
Scars on your body: 1 on my shin from when i fell off the bleachers at the floral park park
Age of your first crush: 8, shit i got started early
Number of things in your past that you regret: 0
Number of people you like: 7 or 8

FIRST THING YOU THINK OF
Blue: crayon
Cow:milk
Greenland: ice
Nickel: dime
Magazine: shiny
Elbow: noodle

WHAT IS
Your room like: sharing a room with matt... loft bed, huge speakers, lots of tools, clothes everywhere, sex aura
Last thing you said: shit
What is beside you: empty pack of pfunks, full pack of pfunks, half empty beer, empty beer bottle, advil, lighter, ashtray
What kind of shampoo do you use?: pantene
Something that has happened to you this year: survived a summer in nyc
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: fell off donnie in march

WOULD YOU
Eat a live hamster: no
Go to a hanson concert: came close in 7th grade
Kill someone you didn't know for 15 billion dollars: sure
If you were stuck on an island, who would you want there? 50 cent and my women

WHO
You touched last: matt
Do you want: 50 cent
Do you love: a boy, some girls
Do you need: no one really
Do you lust: 50 cent
You yelled at: matt
Who told you they loved you: a few good ones
Is your loudest friend: me

DO YOU/ARE YOU
Do you like filling these out: meh
Do you wear contacts or glasses: both
Do you like yourself: again, i am a narcissist
Do you get along with your family: no
Do you do drugs: some
Have piercing below the waist: not yet
Obsessive: not really
Afraid of dying: not yet. people in their twenties are immortal